BARE-2-BREAKERS logo.
 
The running group with a complete
wardrobe malfunction!

                      Welcome!
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BAY TO BREAKERS - MAY 17, 2009 - SAN FRANCISCO

The official Web page of the most ULTIMATE nude "streak" in the world!
The fun morning run of 7 1/2 miles of San Francisco's city streets buck nekkid!
This is the BIGGIE!  - -  The colossal grand-daddy demonstration of all nude runs!
This is the event too mind boggling for even the beer challenged Hash House Harriers!
Be MORE than a spectator.  Join us for THE WILDEST STREAK OF YOUR IMAGINATION!!

 


Join the BARE TO BREAKERS San Francisco
  "Naked Runners' Roadeo"  
Where the runners hit the Road  and the spectators go "Eeeeee!"  and "Ohoooo!"

 

"Everybody should run through the streets
[naked] at least once.  If you can do that,
chances are you can have a lot of fun in
other areas of your life."

Madonna, who called her own
   stints in the "buff" empowering.

 

 

Important Registration Notice:   READ FIRST -  Unlike the quick registration process for the Bay to Breakers footrace, joining BARE-2-BREAKERS requires that all applicants must first self qualify themselves each year.  This is easily accomplished by applicants simply reading the designated chapters below.  The required reading chapters to participate in BARE-2-BREAKERS varies depending upon whether or not the applicant has recently participated.

First time applicants are required to read the full 25 short chapters.  This curriculum fully informs the new applicant about BARE-2-BREAKERS.  After thoroughly reading the text, a novice will be an expert on BARE-2-BREAKERS despite not yet having participated; and the novice will be able to speak and participate intelligently regarding the demonstration event.

Those applicants who have previously participated with BARE-2-BREAKERS within the last three years are only required to refresh their memory by reading the 10 short chapters which are designated by a bold chapter title and preceded by a .

Confirmation that an applicant has met the registration reading requirement is done by the Honor System.  All applicants certify, by their participation, that they have read and understand the designated material.

These educational requirements for the BARE-2-BREAKERS participation provides vital information as to what participants can expect and how one should conduct oneself to avoid a citation or arrest.  This safeguards all and future events.  We invite you - and your friends - to join us in the fun of our 16th marvelous BARE-2-BREAKERS demonstration.

All colored underlined words and color bordered photos are links.



For returning participants: The first is Chapter 11

Chapter Index
1. What is it?   2. How did it begin?   3. Boosters-Who are they?   4. Why do people do it nude?
5. Speed   6. Hats   7. Genders   8. Anatomy   9. Clothing   10. Shoes, Socks, Rain Wear & Advisements
11. Registered Bay-2-B runners   12. Beverages   13. Prerace Meeting   14. Race Morning
15. Restrooms   16. Centipedes   17. The Law   18. Costumes, Accessories & More Law
19. Evolution   20. Media/Pictures   21. Getting Dressed   22. Afterwards   23. Rules
24. Not all are BARE-2-B'ers   25. Registrations  

   Chapter 1.    FIRST: What is it? . . .   Bay to Breakers is an across the city 'athletic event' footrace which is a spin-off of a San Francisco, turn of the 20th Century, New Year's Day race which would start in the east side of the Golden Gate Park and would terminate with the participants in the frigid Pacific surf.

The current race and longer course was later established, 6 years after the great 1906 San Francisco earthquake, as a morale booster and to promote the planned upcoming 1915 Panama-Pacific International Exposition in San Francisco (a predecessor of the World's Fair).

Initially called the Cross City Race, the original 147 runners in 1912 subsequently reached an estimated 110,000 participants in 1986.  During the last couple of decades, the participation has backslided, particularly since the year 2000 sale of the San Francisco Examiner which was the backbone sponsor.  In 1999, the race had a reported 73,000 actually registered.  By 2003 and 2004, the reported number of registrants were about 50,000.  The number reported to the media in 2005 and 2006 was only 40,000 registrants.  For 2005, about 30,000 unregistered "bandits," and for 2006 (which had prerace rain) a reported 22,000 bandits must be added for the true volume of flesh which traverses the race course.

Weather has been relatively dry each year with the exception of 2002 when an estimated 70,000 participated in what turned out to be heavy rains after the start (believed to be the first heavy rain for the event since 1939).

The race course follows a path across the San Francisco peninsula from the east bay side to the Pacific shoreline's breakers.  Hence the name, Bay to Breakers, first coined in 1964.

Along this freewheeling swath of escapist fantasy, and respectable organized chaos, thousands of spectators cheer the participants on.  Most of the participants walk the event.

  
  A rolling sea of runners.

A rolling sea of runners start off
for the Breakers.



"Wherever the day takes you."

The Bay to Breakers is a spectacle within itself.  A foot race which is definitely over the edge of any other.  Like the Victorian stuffy L.A. and Boston marathons, the race has worldly top seeded runners who push their maximum endurance against the clock.  But this race's main popularity lies in the mingling of many other... let's say... unusual and nonserious participants.



  
Bare-2-B'ers prepare for the demonstration.

As the sun starts to rise over San Francisco,
BARE-2-B demonstrators begin to prepare
for the ultimate athletic event run.



Scatter seeds of kindness...
and friends will gather.

The magnificent Bay to Breakers event has a Mardi Gras like ambiance which includes many colorful costumed participants and "centipedes," adding a joyous carnival atmosphere to the spontaneity of thousands of other partying participants.  The tone and zeal of this translucent event also reflects the character of Pasadena's Doo Dah Parade, a Red Dress Hash, or a frat party, where madness and everything crazy and wacky can be expected.



 
  Firemen = A hazardous job!

BARE-2-B'ers join other jubilant
participants and pose with a happy fireman.



"You can't stop something that's inside of you."

                           —  Pleasantville

BARE-2-BREAKERS is the organized nude group of Bay to Breakers.  The BARE-2-BREAKERS pioneering pedestrians are better known as BARE-2-B'ers.

The enthusiasm and effervescence of the BARE-2-BREAKERS demonstration is definitely an established part of the Bay to Breakers wackiness and pandemonium.  The BARE-2-B'ers are a notoriously dysfunctional group of fun loving demonstrators who peaceably assemble only once per year as a "political affiliation" of individuals to exercise their Civil and First Amendment rights of Free Speech.  BARE-2-BREAKERS is a "statement!"

The BARE-2-B'ers express their pro-nudity views by demonstrating in the merriment and excitement of the Bay to Breakers stark naked, as a constitutionally protected demonstration against the insane phobia in the U.S. over the nontextile human body.  Their nude demonstration's rhapsody on the transformative well-being of nudity has received prominent public acceptance by an open-minded and culturally mature city.


ING Bay to Breakers Web site (2006)
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"In the true spirit of San Francisco the race is a celebration for everyone."

"Throughout its long history Bay to Breakers has been a showplace for
the City's irrepressible color and its affection for eclectic traditions."
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                              —  Bay to Breakers History

Although numbering only a relative few amid a sea of tens of thousands of other Bay to Breakers participants, the BARE-2-B'ers demonstration is one of the Bay to Breakers' greatest crowd pleasers; they are the spectators' most looked for fun group; as well as being one of the media's most highlighted.  Some spectators revere this highly coordinated wardrobe fashion group as cult-like heroes of the Bay to Breakers' professed wackiness.

Like the S.F. Examiner and the other news media sponsors, the BARE-2-B'ers recognize the importance of expressive Free Speech within our society and of the First Amendment's allowance of peaceful demonstrations to bring forth minority viewpoints; and an awareness of the disenfranchisement of legal rights.

BARE-2-BREAKERS is also more than just a group of people demonstrating naked.  It is a dedicated group which raises funds for charity; and through a modest registration donation structure, its members contribute to the promotion and fostering of the nude demonstration through a BARE-2-BREAKERS outreach support program.




  
Sharing God's magnificent bodies!

BARE-2-BREAKERS official motto:
"Naked before God and San Francisco."


"This is happiness; to be dissolved   
   into something complete and great."

                                       —  Willa Sibert Cather

   Chapter 2.    How did BARE-2-BREAKERS begin . . .   The first person, to our knowledge, to run Bay to Breakers naked was Lesli Josephson, a nurse who while being in a pleasant state of inebriation in 1978, simply did what came natural.  She was to later run naked again in Bay to Breakers, in a more sober state, in 1979 and 1981.

Ed Van Sicklin first ran Bay to Breakers au naturel over 20 years ago in 1986; but it took Sicklin another 7 years before he had the courage to do it again, in 1993, with a small group of 16 others (6 women, 10 men) in which he spearheaded.  Sicklin introduced green hats with the embroidered name... BARE-2-BREAKERS.

  
From whom it began!

Honorary BARE-2-BREAKERS guest at the 2006 run,
Ed Van Sicklin observes the early morning race.

That year Ed Van Sicklin quietly led his nervous group down a side street to a corner near the starting line.  Van Sicklin later wrote:

"A local TV station had requested that we wait while they covered the "real" start, then [they] made their way to our spot to cover our takeoff.  The race was a "high" like no one had experienced before.  The response from the other runners and the spectators (220,000) was just great.  We all just floated along, laughing, waving, etc.  In fact the vibes were so good that 8 people joined us spontaneously.  Even the responses from the police along the route was taken positively.  This lulled us into a feeling of complacency and, consequently, [we] ran directly into the arms of the cops at the finish.  They didn't make any attempt to arrest all of us; they just took a van full (6) and drove off.  Privately they expressed embarrassment and the information that "word had come down" that they were to make a token arrest."

Whether the taking of political prisoners was prompted by the posters that Sicklin had distributed around town announcing his planned nude event (which generated a couple of early complaints to the S.F.P.D.), or the fact that Van Sicklin's group had received their own televised start, isn't known; but the "word had come down" and the police were waiting at the finish line.  After the guerrilla ambush and booking, everyone was released on their own personal recognizance.

One of the arrested accepted a plea bargain; but the other five wisely opted to fight to vindicate themselves.  The five were disgusted with the harassment and the fact that after they had been arrested, transported to the police station, and only then allowed to dress, they were then forced to strip nude and pose for police photos!

The five acquired the excellent legal services of attorney William G. Stripp (yes, the name is "Will" Stripp!) who filed a demurrer to the court on their behalf substantiating that the charges were illegal.  The court immediately dismissed the charges against the five.  To his credit, Stripp did the representation pro bono.   No civil suit was filed against the city by any of the defendants.   The BARE-2-B'ers have since participated in every Bay to Breakers run.


 
   Woof!
Best dressed dog!
"Jed" the dachshund.
Still got the heart; but not the legs.

   Chapter 3.    BARE-2-BREAKERS Boosters - Who are they? . . .   In 1993, Ed Van Sicklin with the help of friends Derry Kelve and George Patterson, organized the first BARE-2-BREAKERS group, the unsanctioned and uncostumed subgroup of the textiled Bay to Breakers footrace.  After the 1997 Bay to Breakers, the reins were turned over to Ted who organized a support group under the moniker "Boosters," which remains today the current annual organizers of BARE-2-BREAKERS.

The Boosters have been able to successfully mismanaged all of the BARE-2-BREAKERS cheeky events since 1997.  The Boosters are made up of (unpaid) volunteers and supporters whose purpose is to annually coordinate the nude demonstration.  More importantly, on behalf of the contributing participants, they promote and facilitate the sharing of reliable information about this famous Free Speech demonstration to prospective participants and to those interested throughout the world.  This adventurous learn-it-all Web site is an example of their educational outreach service.

"If you love your job, you will never work
another day the rest of your life."

                              —  Confucius

Some BARE-2-B Boosters assist with support during the actual event and new textile volunteers are always welcomed.

Due to the one-time arrests over a decade ago, the later organized BARE-2-B Boosters have concentrated a special effort to build upon attorney Wm. Stripp's well written demurrer; and to become much more legally savvy and prepared to vigorously defend the expressive constitutional rights of the Yellow Hat wearing BARE-2-B demonstrators should the need ever arise again.  The Boosters are now prepared to legally challenge any authority which attempts to impose its concept of morality upon the legally demonstrating BARE-2-B demonstrators.

The BARE-2-BREAKERS movement is financially backed by its participants, and through the generous contributions of independently minded private supporters, who seriously desire that this unique celebration of skin (and the naked junkie ideolology of the BARE-2-BREAKERS) continues.  Should you desire to make a financial donation to the promotion our nude demonstration and World Wide Web site, please click on supporter.

The name BARE-2-BREAKERS, and the abbreviated form BARE-2-B, are properly written in all capitalization (upper case) and in the color red when possible.

"It is not our abilities which show what we truly are —
it is our choices."

                        —  Dumbledore (of Harry Potter)

   Chapter 4.    Why Do People Do It Nude . . .   There are perhaps as many answers as there are participants.  A common misnomer is that the nude demonstration has something to do with sex.   For those who think such, they are clueless!   A good general reply as to why we run nude is because we are able to; and because we must.  Life is just too short and it is not a dress rehearsal; the only time that we can experience the full physical sensations of life is now (while we still can).

Another popular reason given is that doing Bay to Breakers in the buff is simply a more liberating experience.  Running nude is an ointment for living.  It sharpens one's senses and it reveres the dignity and the beauty of the human form.  It further places some into a Zen like state of mind where the idyllic seasons and freedoms of early childhood are adrift and timeless.  For others, nude running is an adrenaline rush, a powerful addictive narcotic which soothes and frees one's mind and spirit.

Some of us are survivors of cancer, past wars, disabilities, complex and stressful lives, or simply increasing age.  Some of us are in the medical profession, the clergy, law enforcement or other services which deal daily with the deteriorating health of others and we are especially appreciative of life and our natural bodies.  Others are simply in solidarity with the BARE-2-BREAKERS statement and what it represents; and they want to demonstrate for the nude cause with like minded brothern.

"It is such an affirmation of simply being alive
and thwarting the powers of age and gravity!"

                                 —  Judy Williams

There is another serious and prevailing fundamental reason why people do it nude:  BARE-2-BREAKERS is a demonstration promoting self-acceptance and the realization that each person's body, no matter the shape or size, is good and admirable; and that one's body should be viewed as the most wonderful creation we have.  With each of us possessing such a magnificant piece of God's own art as our own body, a perverted hiding of God's art is akin to a denial of the reality of who we are...  and a denial of the good and wondrous image in which God made us.  We accept God's testimony that His creations are very good and we will not contradict Him by finding shame in, and concealing, His Works.

Whatever the individual impetus is for participating, BARE-2-B'ers all agree that the taboo which surrounds the nude body is ridiculous and out-of-place.  The taboo is encouraged by self-appointed and crusading neurotic "moral custodians" whose puritanic zeal attempts to fascistically regulate how you and others think and live.  BARE-2-BREAKERS is an event whereby we can all break loose from such false piety; and where we can annually celebrate, demonstrate and attempt to influence through Free Speech a positive acceptance of our natural God given bodies.

The most asked question in this general "Why Do People Do It Nude" category is how many people actually do it nude?  The exact number of registered BARE-2-B'ers is only known to the one person who handles the final bookkeeping.  The numbers have never been released; and participating BARE-2-B'ers are bound to secrecy on their estimated number.  This is due to a policy which was originally enacted in the first days of the Boosters for political reasons.  Although those reasons have now become somewhat moot, the practice of stealth hugger-muggery of the numbers continues today for mysticism.  How many naked people are there?  Some spectators have reported only counting about a dozen.  Some newspaper articles have reported at least a couple of hundred.  Others have estimated that there must be nearly a thousand.  The beauty is in the mind and what one wants to imagine.   Like the San Francisco fog, the legendary BARE-2-B naked people suddenly appear...  and then like the mist, they're gone.


"But you are beautiful."

                          —  SHREK
(SHREK's last line in the original movie... to a discovering Princess Fiona)


   Chapter 5.    Speed . . .   We encourage everyone to train as much as possible before the demonstration; but Breakers is for fun, except for the seeded runners and other maniac sprinters.  As past BARE-2-B participants can attest, the size of the crowd coupled with our desire to remain together in groups will dictate pretty slow paces.  Relax!  You don't need to be on steroids.  The good-spirited energy of the crowd will help carry you across the city.  You won't believe how easy it is.

Although we don't recommend such a slow pace, some BARE-2-B'ers who have walked in the past, and have taken numerous stops to accommodate the spectators' request for photos, have taken nearly 4 hours to complete the course.  Most however will maintain a walk speed and finish in 2 to 2.5 hours.  A few of our fastest runners who run full trottle will finish within one hour.

The finish line closes promptly at Noon.  Participants who have not reached Spreckels Lake (just north of Footstock) by 11:30 A.M. will be diverted directly south to Footstock.  This eliminates an opportunity to reach the official finish line.

Remember, BARE-2-B'ers come in all ages.  While some run (and really haul ass), most walk.  In 2006, the average age of our diversified online registrants was 47, which explains why our group wasn't threatening the elite Kenyan runners.

All serious BARE-2-B speed runners duelling against the time clock should be registered with Bay to Breakers. This provides for a bib number and timing "chip" for official time certification; and to be listed on our post race speed results.


Naked as a baby
Naked as can be
Naked as God made me
Honey you can be

All the folks in Frisco
Come out in May to see
The excitement of the runners
Of naked Bare-to-B

                              —  Ted  (2006)


  
Hats of special distinction!

The prestigious BARE-TO-BREAKERS
logo, with the two illustrative naked runners,
are shown on these "classic" silkscreened
BARE-2-B hats.  Click on photo for a view
of the "classic" embroidered hats.



   Chapter 6.    Hats . . .   Yeah, it seems sort of ironic that naked runners should wear something, but the BARE-2-B'er hats are very important because they visually bind the individual demonstrators together as BARE-2-B'ers; and the hats GREATLY help in making it much easier to locate one another in the massive Bay to Breakers' crowd.  BARE-2-B'ers who get separated from others during the run will no longer see other naked bodies to join up with, only the tops of thousands of heads...

Where are the demonstrators?
so it is important that the tops of the BARE-2-B'ers heads be recognizable.  We ask all particpants to help themselves and their fellow BARE-2-B'ers by showing the spirit of comradery by wearing a BARE-2-B'er hat (our one piece jogging suit).

Furthermore, the hats are important because they visually tie our demonstrators to our Free Speech demonstration.  Like arm bands, they serve to bind us together in a mission statement signifying our pro-nude solidarity.  Streakers who simply jump in and run nude for the experience without our hats signifying our mission's distinct First Amendment demonstration lack the basic intrinsic grounds for legal protection.


Public nudity is a form of conduct,  not protected speech...

...unless it is "expressive" which is clearly protected under the First Amendment.  By wearing a BARE-2-B hat, BARE-2-B'ers signify that their nudity is aligned with the legal BARE-2-BREAKERS expressive demonstration.

  
        Some can't resist.

Here a crashing wannabe
has improvised by bringing his turban.

For the 2009 athletic event, we will continue to wear our famous polyester hats which were first introduced in 2004.  The previous, "classic" crinkle hats are still available to collector participants upon special request when requesting a hat.  Some BARE-2-B'ers have repeatedly worn their "classic" hat devotedly for many years.  We do recommend the newer hats due to their "improved" features.

As the hats visually serve as the 'Official Credentials' of our nekkid BARE-2-B ambassadors, any properly attending BARE-2-B'er wearing one during the demonstration, no matter how old the hat, is automatically included in the BARE-2-B legal assistence fund.

Many textiled runners and spectators now look for our brightly colored hats to locate our demonstrators.  For a growing number of spectators, doing a fun 'nudie count' has become a favorite Bay to Breakers' pastime.



"A moment lasts all of a second,
but the memory lives on forever."

                                     —  The Velveteen Rabbit

   Chapter 7.    Genders . . .   Although each year the percentages increase, currently women only make up about 20% of our participants.  This we believe is largely due to Madison Avenue's conditioning of women that their bodies are always to be viewed as imperfect.  For those enlightened women who know that God does not create imperfection, the BARE-2-BREAKERS demonstration is a liberating experience and an empowering confidence builder.  Individual female participants will always find a friendly cadre of women within our group to participate with.


  
           Nudity Is Not A Crime.

A demonstrator's message allows for hindsight.




   Chapter 8.    Anatomy . . .   Concern has been expressed, by participants of both genders, as to the possible anatomical issues of running naked.  Men need not be concerned.  No matter how floppy one is, nature takes care of the male genitals during exercise by tightening the scrotum.  (The ancient Greeks and Native Americans engaged in competitive sport without clothing or injury.)

Women have a very different issue.  We have been assured by several aerobics instructors that unsecured breasts will not suffer any tissue damage during a hard run, but that some women may feel discomfort.  Possible solutions are altered (i.e., ventilated) or nude-colored jog bras, carrying a jobra and donning it if the need arises, or wearing one the whole time and just going bottomless.  Remember, the central theme of the BARE-2-BREAKERS is the demonstration of nudity and the positive expression of it; but, not at the expense of discomfort.

Aim for nothing, but if you feel the need for support, slip something on.  Most women will not need any support; the majority of BARE-2-B'ers will walk or trot very slow during the first mile and then walk the remainder of the way.  Just concentrate on the nude benefits, going bra-less pulls all of the wrinkles out of your face.

The most asked question in the "Anatomy" category comes from younger men asking about getting an embarassing "woody."  The fear of not being able to control an erection and publicly acquiring one seems to keep some younger men from participating.  A male's production of the hormone testosterone peaks around age 18 and slowly decreases each year thereafter.  A middle aged man's arousal and libido is much different than a male in his 20's.

The Ithyphallophobia fear of untimely penile tumescence, however, seems to be far too over rated.  As a male exerts himself during the Bay to Breakers' demonstration or any physical activity, the male body directs the blood to refurbish nutrients and oxygen to the muscles and other primary tissues; so the penis isn't a destination unless one brings to BARE-2-B such a high level of anxiety and nervousness on the subject that vasocongestion is manifested.  From the experience of men who have participated in the past, an untimely erection is exceptionally uncommon.  For most average men, the physical exertion of the event normally causes the opposite embarrassment, natural shrinkage.  One can always carry a long t-shirt or something to slip on if there is any concern of either.

(1) It should be noted that another reason why those under 30 are seemingly under represented, is that over half of the BARE-2-B registrants come from outside of the San Francisco Bay Area; and that those under 30 usually have less funds and opportunity to travel to San Francisco to participate.



"You've got to live like there may not be a later."

                                                    Paulie

   Chapter 9.    Clothing . . .  during the race.  One suggestion is that you wear an old t-shirt to be discarded at the start, and either carry your shorts/sarong/skirt in your hand or fanny pack, or carry it (them) in one of your socks or under your hat.  Women should also carry a bikini top (if you're not doing a sarong) or other such cover for later leaving the race course.

 Stash!

Many BARE-2-B'ers simply bring a t-shirt & shorts which they tote in a fanny or small back pack (with their wallet/camera) during the race.

Also, each year before the run, we see postings on different Internet forums discussing the idea of running totally naked and depending upon someone else to have one's clothes waiting for them at the finish line.  This idea is a stupid BIG no-no!   Some people have tried this in the past and have found that they couldn't make connections at the finish line due to the massive crowd.  Still others have acquired painful muscle spasms during the run, one runner was tripped and injured, and a few others have also had to quit for miscellaneous reasons long before ever reaching the finish.  Those who were without their clothing found themselves in one sorry naked state!  These things do and have happened, so everyone should carry their own clothing with them for any unexpected emergency which would require them to leave the race course early.

Much more about clothing is presented below in Chapters 10, 14, 18 and 21.




  
         Billboards on B2B!

Corporate billboard strategically placed
along the BARE-2-B race course
promoting only shoes.
Just do it.




   Chapter 10.    Shoes, Socks, Rain Wear & Special Advisements . . .   A few BARE-2-B'ers do run without shoes; however, we do not recommend going shoeless for safety reasons; and because shoes (or another kind of foot covering) is now required attire if we have an indoor "Gathering."  We recommend that participants have comfortable shoes well broken-in before the race and that they wear double wool socks.



"When you see someone putting on his running shoes,
you can be pretty sure that an adventure is about to happen."

                                                -  Winnie the Pooh

Special Advisement:   Socks  -  For runners, we highly recommend the old Boy Scout hiking advisement about wearing two pairs of wool socks to prevent blisters.  First, put on a thin pair of wool or synthetic-blend socks and then put over those a heavier outer wool pair.  The wool helps to cushion your soles and will draw sweat away from your feet.  The inner socks will slide against the heavier outer socks and take moisture away from your skin, reducing friction and lessening any chance of getting a blister.

Socks will also stretch while you wear them, so one should wear firm and comfortable socks which do not have surplus fabric which will bunch up and irrate the feet.  Taking advanced measures to prevent blisters is very important and should not be overlooked.

Double wool socks might be overkill for walkers in cooler weather; but it is still recommended.  This advisement is made after seeing two very bloody blisters on the heals of one of our participants who had improper fitting footwear and thin socks in the 2000 event.  His perspiration and motion of walking for nine miles, from the race's starting line to Footstock, caused him very painful injuries.

It is reported that each year the American Red Cross aids roughly 450 runners during Bay to Breakers; the number one leading problem... blisters; number two... muscle strains.  Even a heart attack will sometimes occur; with an occasional rare death.  Interestingly, deaths usually are not from the elderly; but rather middle aged people apparently over pushing their hard running limits.  In 1995 a 39-year-old man died in Bay to Breakers; in 1996 another 39-year-old runner died; and in 1997, a 34-year-old man died.  In 2003, 28-year-old Nicholas Ng died, reportedly from dehydration.  All relatively young people who apparently pushed their limits way too far.  In 2007, 53-year-old Joe Spinale of El Cerrito collapsed just after waving to his wife as he crossed the finish line.  He died.  Also, in March 2006, two men (ages 53 and 60) died in the Los Angeles Marathon; and 'fit as a fiddle' William Goggins, 43, of San Francisco died of an apparent heart failure in the July 2006 San Francisco Marathon (which consisted of nearly 15,000 marathoners).  So everyone should carefully understand their own limits before undertaking the Bay to Breakers' course...

" ...and if you see a long tunnel,
  stay away from the light!"

                                           —  Donkey   (From SHREK.)

Special Advisement:   Chafing  -  The insides of thighs can also become painfully raw by the rubbing action of miles of sweaty leg work.   Some runners address this problem by applying a liberal amount of "A & D Ointment" to the problem area and rubbing the ointment in before arriving for the Gathering.   The ointment is readily available over-the-counter at drug stores, and at many grocery markets and 99-cent stores.
 

Special Advisement:   Rain Wear  -  If the forecast indicates that rain might be a factor, we highly recommend that you have an emergency-type clear vinyl poncho with a hood.  Ideally one at least 80 inches in length and preferably 10mm in vinyl thickness - they weigh about a 1/2 pound.  Ultra thin 2mm ponchos are also common but offer less protection from heat loss; the 2mm are also made to cover clothing and tend to cling to skin like Saran Wrap.  Emergency ponchos are thin, lightweight, and they don't take up much room in a backpack (yeah, we know you want to go completely nude but a small backpack is so practical, especially in weather for the carrying of extra dry clothes and supplies).  So, we strongly suggest that you have an emergency clear poncho and have a small emergency backpack available (if the day is sunny, leave them with your luggage).

Many army surplus and some discount stores have clear 10mm thick emergency ponchos as described for $2.75 to $5; but beware, some "clear" are rather frosted or textured and are not see through (i.e. Texsport's 10mm).  As an inexpensive one-time use throw-away, emergency ponchos won't keep you completely dry (lower legs and feet will be soaked), but they will help to maintain some of your critical body heat and some assemblance of comfort.  (Whine Alert: You'll still be cold and numb... but at least you will be warm enough to feel miserable.)  Seriously, ponchos do make a big difference if needed, so have one available.

We also recommend that you acquire one of those short 10-inch collapsible umbrellas (they weigh about 6/10 lb.) which can easily fit into your backpack.  If the weather looks good that morning, you can leave the rain gear in your room.  However, if we have another heavy surprise storm as in 2002, you will be very thankful you have the back-up.  Don't risk your enjoyment by not being prepared!


Special Advisement:   Straps  -  If you plan to run with any straps, such as with a fanny-pack or a light backpack, test them out for several miles beforehand.  A few participants, to be more comfortable and to prevent chafing, use auto seat belt shoulder covers made of soft simulated sheepskin which will wrap around the straps and close with velcro (as shown below).  Some manufacturers offer the simulated sheepskin in a variety of colors.

The 9-inch length shoulder pads can be found at some auto part stores for about $6 (USD) each and at some discount stores like Wal-Fart for about $3 each.  Cut tube socks when doubled, with the belt passed through the center, can also serve as inexpensive makeshift padding.
 
"OH MAN!  I can't feel my toes!!!
...I don't have toes. "

                                           —  Donkey   (From SHREK.)

Special Advisement:   Toe Nail Trim:  -  This may sound stupid, but it is something that many people overlook and don't think about until it starts to hurt them.  A few miles into a long run or walk, over length toe nails on some people can start to irriate and slowly start cutting into the skin near the cuticle area.  As this event has much to do with feet, give your feet special prerun attention.  It's far better than post run pain.

Remember, Bay to Breakers has First Aid stations along the route; especially inside Golden Gate Park.  If you need any medical help, such as for the "heat" development of a blister, stop at a First Aid station and acquire a free bandage and immediate medical attention.

Special Advisement:   Handicapped:  -  While we encourage all to participate, the seriously handicapped are particularly challenged by the distance and the many obstacles, particularly the Hayes Street hill and the inherent hazards if one is rushing against the time clock.  Each person should judge with caution their abilities and that of any back-up support.
 
 

It just doesn't get any better than this!

"You never know when you are making a memory."


   Chapter 11.    Registered Bay to Breakers runners . . .   Will need to wear their runner's bib numbers so that their "official photos" can be traced back to them.  The paper material in which the numbers are printed on is flimsy and curls, making the numbers sometimes impossible for the official photo staff to read.  We suggest that prior to arriving for the race, that you mount your number onto a stiffer material (no pun intended) and that you tie your number to a string of beads, ribbon necklace, or something else that is comfortable to wear.  (Information about registering is given below.)

 


Glossary
.
"Costumed Runner - noun, a participant who runs in costume in the Bay
to Breakers.  Some runners are known to come in their birthday suits.
Political statements often made."

                                — Bay to Breakers 2003 - 2005 Web sites


 

   Chapter 12.    Beverages . . .   Please don't bring beverages in breakable (glass) containers.  There are water stops along the race course at the 2 & 4 mile marks, as well as at the finish line.  A total of over 8,500 cases of bottled water are provided free to the participants.  Most participants do not carry their own water for the event.

 

   Chapter 13.    Prerace Meeting . . .   In the initial years of BARE-2-B when we were new at this and only had a dozen or so participants, we'd have a runners' pre-race organizational meeting within a week before the race with most of our participants.  This helped to dispel the jitters, instill a sense of esprit de corps, and gave us a chance to meet with our fellow runners before the great melee of the Breakers morning.  With our BARE-2-B nomadic tribal members now making the annual pilgrimage from the East Coast, Canada, and as far away as Europe and Australia (in addition to all of us from the West), this early organizational meeting became impossible and has been cancelled. 

The location of our Gathering site is announced one week before the run.  This will be done on our BARE-2-B Forum.




  
   A half-mile long hill? I didn't notice!

Runners walk (climb) the grueling 1/2-mile
Hayes Street hill with lots of smiles
on their faces.



"A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."

                              —  Walter Bagehot


   Chapter 14.    Race Morning . . .   Per our tradition, we will meet at some predesignated San Francisco location for our prerun "Gathering."  Traditionally, this was at an outdoor corner, plaza or landmark.  However, in 2003, we started a new practice of meeting in a weather protected environment.  Prior to the start of some previous BARE-2-B runs, San Francisco was breezy and very cold to stand around idle in.  The cold port-a-potty seats lined up in the streets were not preferred; the public wondering through our group was distracting; and in 2002, we almost got rained upon.  So starting in 2003, we started to meet in something like one of San Francisco's deep underground bunkers whereat we had a warm, relaxing indoor "Gathering" environment (in which our teeth wouldn't be chattering), and which offered us prerun comfort, convenience, privacy, and excellent amenities (including indoor plumbing).  Then usually minutes before the Bay to Breakers start, after the morning air has warmed up a bit, we would emerge in mass like green mutant turtles. 

Unfortunately, due to some uncooperative participants in 2007, a key 10-year Booster veteran (Ted) has decided to better place his volunteer time elsewhere.  As the principle organizer, his critical loss has forced the Boosters to revert the "Gathering" to once again meeting at an outdoor location.

The idea of wearing only a g-string or a thong for attire to get around the city after the race is absolutely unacceptable, even for San Francisco.  Nudity is only acceptable on the race course between the starting line and the finish line.  Please don't demonstrate poor taste and idiocy by being stripped down elsewhere.  If you are a newbie and have any question(s) about what is acceptable, please e-mail the Boosters.

If you are not with our group and are in the tens of thousands waiting in the prerun Bay to Breakers assemblage, do not strip down until you have reached the starting line.  If you are at the very end of the "Back of the Pack," bringing up the "rear" could easily take you 40 minutes just to reach the starting line after the race begins.  Standing around naked while waiting and being tightly pressed in by other runners, could lead to misfortune.


  
         Physical education!

Physical Education.




"These are the days, we'll remember."

                                     — 10,000 Maniacs

   Chapter 15.    Restrooms . . .   There are usually over 500 portable toilets strategically placed for Bay to Breakers.  A large number are available near Market and Spear Streets near the start.  Port-a-potties are also located at about six locations along the race course (and they often have Hellish long lines outside of them).  At Footstock, there is also a fair supply of portable toilets available.

500-plus portable toilets may sound like a lot, but 500 divided into... lets say 70,000 participants, equals only 1 toilet for every 140 participants.  This does not include the tens of thousands of spectators who also use them; nor the fact that depending upon the time of the morning, more than half of the portable toilets are near the opposite end of the race track from where the people need them (so the ratio is far greater than 1 portable toilet per 300 people).

Because some portable stalls run out of paper products, some animals will wipe themselves on anything.  (And guess which stall you're likely to select.)  Therefore, participants usually try to take care of business prior to arrival at the event, not overload on water, and a few will even carry a little paper product in a backpack just in case.  So, port-a-potties at the beginning, at the end, at Footstock, and about a half dozen sites in between.  See "Toilets" symbol on the route map.


 

   Chapter 16.    Centipedes . . .   An official Bay to Breakers "centipede" requires a team of a minimum of 13 people physically tied (connected) together.  Usually, a couple other people participate along side of the 13 as alternatives, should one of the 13 need to drop out for a while.  We certainly have the numbers, but as in the past, we do not have plans to do a centipede as the demonstration is about the natural body and not about centipedes.  Ed Van Sicklin's original group in 1993 did do a "nudi-pede."  However, in recent times, participants have been more interested in enjoying the demonstration rather than a "nudi-pede" gimmick.


  
 Aerial view of Golden Gate Park.

The second half of the race course runs
through the Golden Gate Park's "Panhandle"
(at the lower right) to near the "Breakers"
at the top of the photo.



 
 
Your state of mind isn't a defense,
you can't plead stupidity!

                                      —   The Practice
 

   Chapter 17.    The Law . . .   Starting in 2000, through 2004, the Bay-2-B organizers placed a warning within their publications stating that "Naked running is not permitted.  The police department may arrest or cite violators of Park codes and City ordinances."   Well, this disclaimer (which seemed solely for the benefit of their corporate sponsors) didn't apply to most of us, as most of us don't run naked... we walk.  So for 2005, the wording was changed, stating that "The SFPD may arrest or cite violators."  "Participating naked."

In 2006, the warning against our constitutionally protected demonstration was further diluted: "For everyone's safety and enjoyment NO ALCOHOL or NUDITY is allowed and there will be ALCOHOL CHECKPOINTS along the course."  Well, this costume disclaimer still didn't seem to apply as BARE-2-B'ers technically don't participate naked, hats and shoes are worn; and disappointedly to many, no NUDITY CHECKPOINTS were established.  We figured that such checkpoints would be like a fun vehicle inspection, a careful scrutiny to make sure that all mechanical parts were functioning and that none had been improperly modified.

Anyone who has attended a Bay to Breakers run will find amusement in any attempt to define proper Bay to Breakers' attire.  Any fashion police enforcement would have to be discriminatory and based upon highly subjective judgments.

Law enforcement only hassled us in 1993 when we first organized a group.  By arresting a few of the nekkid demonstrators (charges in which a court later threw out), law enforcement garnered such bad press that we have peacefully coexisted ever since.  Today, we demonstrate under many pertinent federal and state court cases and laws which now uphold public nudity when that nudity is relevant to the demonstration of expressive Free Speech (First Amendment).

"The 1st Amendment requires us to err
on the side of protecting political speech."

—  Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr.
      Federal Election Commission vs Wisconsin Right to Life (2007)

Naturally, we wish to live in peace, but should law enforcement challenge us again for our bonafide engagement in core political speech and assembly, the expressive Free Speech issue will definitely be included as a matter of our defense (which it wasn't in 1993).  As we would likely prevail, we expect the floodgates to open and our participants to multiply 20-times.

Interestingly, less than an hour before the arrests in 1993, the Bay to Breakers officials judged the BARE-2-B'ers on their costumes, which consisted of the BARE-2-B'ers wearing only their hats.   This was done at the original judging site, the park's Conservatory of Flowers.  After the officials' attentiveness to meticulous details, the BARE-2-B group was awarded a 57 out of a possible 60 points; and the following day the S.F. Examiner (in a special Bay to Breakers' edition) ran the headline "Most Popular Costume is No Costume."  So despite the arrest incident in 1993, the BARE-2-B'ers have always been popular.

In 1997, one minor incident occurred when a nude demonstrator was reportedly given a police escort from the race to his lodging after he left the race course to use a port-a-potty.  While improperly waiting in line nude, the law rightfully nabbed him (unofficial arrest).  If you need to leave the course, for any reason, including an urge to stop in at passing a Starbucks, use prudence and definitely cover-up first.

Pausing before the final leg!


If you think you can, you're right.
If you think you can't, you're right.

So, is demonstrating in the nude safe?   The answer is that you can always be cited or arrested by an overzealous officer.  But as stated, the only arrests made well over a decade ago, were recognized as being illegal by a court and the charges were dismissed.  Furthermore, the public sooo overwhelmingly enjoys the nude demonstrators of this athletic event, and looks forward to them every year, that the authorities in good spirit with the public's sentiment... tolerates them.  Consequently, a strong legal precedent has been established over the past 15 years to support the expressive Free Speech nude demonstrators.  The race promoters, now sometimes, even include the BARE-2-B'ers in their official promotional materials.  Sometimes in error.  Participating in the nekkid demonstration has been totally safe provided the participants follow our important guidelines given below ("23.  RULES").

Our Free Speech demonstrations are a symbol and an exercise of "serious artistic expression" of our artful nude figures interacting and artfully performing freely and acceptably within a major urban environment.  Our demonstrations are also of significant political interest and value as our performances have clearly demonstrated the public's overwhelming support and acceptance of our nude expression for over a decade; thereby debunking any outdated notion that the public presentation of the mere nude body infringes upon any moral sense of today's societal standard.  BARE-2-B'ers have substantiated that the public is ready to accept nude people for who they are. 

Our demonstrations are of yet further political importance and merit as the authorities have come to recognize that our nude demonstrations are safe and that they do not create any harm or any undesired secondary effects; and that our short annual demonstrations fall within the expressive conduct perimeters of the First Amendment as strongly supported by legal research.

"Gone are the days when a municipality may enact an
ordinance ostensibly regulating secondary effects on
the basis of evidence consisting of little more than
the self-serving assertions of municipality officials."

—  U.S. District Judge John Antoon
      Lollipops v. Daytona Beach (2006)

Despite some media reporters doing sensationalistic stories (pdf) of an annual mythical duel of us challenging the authorities with our demonstration, nothing could be further from the truth.  We highly respect the S.F. authorities and we appreciate the outstanding work they do.  What we are solely challenging is any misconception that the mere nude body is either indecent or harmful.

Furthermore, we hold all in high esteem, including the California Bar.  (Bare Ass Runners)    Come join us in continuing our second decade of demonstrations.


 
 

     The public loves our nekkid demonstrators!

"Dream your tomorrows; live your todays."




Birthday Suits
.
"A costumed runner must be witty, creative, and devoid
of any pride, dignity, or inhibitions whatsoever."
.
                              — Bay to Breakers web site
                           
  A 1999 guideline for the Costume Contest.
.



   Chapter 18.    Costumes, Accessories & More Law . . .   The idea is to demonstrate naturally naked in a pure form unencumbered by props; but if your version of being naked includes some touches of body paint or some minor accessories, feel free.  However, please don't become too weird on us.  Although Bay to Breakers is about fun and wackiness, our demonstration is centered on the wholesomeness of the pure and natural body.

If a naked person becomes too excessive with adding paint, tattoos, or weird costume, or parades body piercing with jewelry attached to private body parts attempting to draw special prurient attention, then the image of the pure and natural body is replaced with a desecrated image of abnormality.  Displays of radical extremism with paint, or masochistic mutilation of one's private body parts with piercings, does not help our demonstration's promotion that the naked body is good in itself, and that it should be viewed and accepted as a natural thing of beauty.

"Walk in God's creation.
God created our bodies & each
is
very good in His sight."

Some simple paint jobs in the past have been very creative and well done.  However, we do not welcome far-out extremes.  For example, a male who is not a part of our group, has repeatedly paraded body paint designs which includes an accented painted prosthetic penis.  His sexual and extraordinary "prurient display" appears to fully meet the legal definition of lascivious "to excite vicious or lewd thoughts or acts" under California Penal Code § 314; providing law enforcement with a justifiable cause to arrest him.

Over the years a small number have sported an emersion in body paint... some done good, some done bad.  Perhaps the bad have only gotten away with it because no police officers have yet wanted to run down, tackle, and place such rub-off paint jobs into the back of their squad car.  We do not want this Web site to imply that we endorse or will defend extreme and ostentatious masquerades which are in direct conflict with our demonstration's message; that the nude body (in itself) is natural and not lewd nor shameful.

Remember, that during our demonstration, the simple display of the nude body is not illegal but that certain acts while nude are illegal; such as any act which emphasizes, draws or incites prurient or lascivious attention towards a private body part.  Ironically, the "act" of wearing an ounce of jewelry or paint while nude can be legally interpreted as wearing too much (depending upon the perceived emphasis of the display) as some acts can be legally construed as erotic or emphasizing eroticism.

So if you feel a necessity to embellish yourself with jewelry or paint upon a private area of your body, use caution and common sense.  If uncertain as to the limits, we suggest that you use our chicken test:  Ask yourself that with what you plan to do, that if you were in a court of law facing a conservative judge, a determined prosecuting D.A., and an upstanding arresting officer, would you likely get away with it?

Bay to Breakers is not a S.F. Folsom Street Fair type of event.  BARE-2-BREAKERS is not about one's "sexual expression" and we do not condone any behavior which crosses the legal line.  Just use your common sense, and avoid extremes.  If you follow our simple guidelines, you should have a fun, trouble free time.

Also, each year we usually get one or more inquiries regarding the acceptability of participating with totally shaved private areas.  Our preference is against total hairlessness as it is unnatural and because we have heard public comments wondering if such totally clean shaved adults in our group have a chemical imbalance causing them never to have reached puberty.  Such comments would be funny except that the questions have been genuine.  How we are perceived by the public is very important to our demonstration's goal, so we ask that you use discretion and present yourself as reasonably natural as practical (and not as an unwatered Chia Pet®).


"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."

                             —  Confucius


  
  Bare-2-B'ers reach the shoreline.

A group of BARE-2-BREAKERS
walking participants reaches
the Pacific's "Breakers".




   Chapter 19.
   Evolution of Bay-2-B . . .   The Bay to Breakers' run during the last several years has gone through some dramatic internal changes.  From 1965 through 2000, the event had grown under the supportive sponsorship of the Hearst-owned Examiner newspaper.  With the new millennium came a change as the newspaper's ownership acquired the S.F. Chronicle.  The Chronicle then absorbed the bulk of the Examiner's staff and readership.  The Examiner's excess remnants was then sold off in November 2000 to the Fang Family; the sale included the trademarked Bay to Breakers name.  Under the restructured and castrated Examiner, much of the earlier financial support for the Bay to Breakers was no longer available.

In 2002 the new  Examiner started to distance itself by dropping its name from the event, calling the footrace the "San Francisco Bay to Breakers."  The newspaper, under its Bay to Breakers director Angela Fang, established the IRS 501(c)(3) non-profit San Francisco Bay to Breakers Foundation which became the charitable arm and supposedly the "official" entity responsible for the event.  To solidify control of the foundation, the Fang Board of Directors was kept small with Angela Fang being reported to us as the "Founder and President."  Under the Board, the list of beneficiaries changed, most noticeable was the elimination of an apportionment of traditional funds going to different Bay Area children's programs.

As the event struggled for sponsors, 2002 marked the first year in which an admission charge was established for Footstock.  This was reportedly done to change the character of Footstock by bringing in a well known Bay Area band to attract a younger audience.

The 2003 event also had some major changes.  Most noticable was the marketing transfer of the event's name to Albertsons.  Another dramatic element was the quiet behind-the-scenes "budget cutting" removal of West End Management; who under Peter Nantell had previously handled the mechanics of organizing the street run for the previous 27 years.  His strong expertise in assembling this massive run is greatly missed.  Also, increased registration fees and new registration processing fees were added which alienated many long time supporters.  Families, especially those who had previously registered their kids, found that registrating was no longer affordable.

In 2003, Rita Barela Productions, which had earlier handled some aspects of the Bay to Breakers, took over much of the organizing.  (Any name that is partially 'Bare' holds good potential.)

In February 2004, Phillip Anschutz, a Denver based billionaire, purchased the Examiner and the Bay to Breakers trademark.  Anschutz is reported to have personally run the event many times in the past.  The event is now under the handle of Anschutz 12K Company.

Under Albertsons corporate restructuring and down sizing, Albertsons bailed out of Bay to Breakers after three years and starting in 2006, ING is now the title sponsor of Bay to Breakers.  ING is a Dutch company and the Dutch are one of the most enlightened people regarding the wholesomeness of the nude body.

It should be noted that the Bay to Breakers event has always been in the public domain.  Although the Hearst-owned Examiner stepped in decades ago and resurrected the dying event by offering organizational support, and it later trademarked the name for protection and marketing purposes, this public event has never been city nor corporate owned; but has always belonged to the people of San Francisco.  In the more recent years of the event's lineage, the owner of the trademarked name has assumed the volunteer civic responsibility of organizing and marketing this event for the people of San Francisco.

Individual runner timing was introduced in 2007 with the 'ChampionChip' electronic chips triggering computer timing devices at the start and finish lines.


 
"You don't get to choose how you're going to die.  Or when.
You can only decide how you're going to live.  Now."

                              —  Joan Baez

   Chapter 20.    The Media/Pictures . . .   The BARE-2-BREAKERS